If I Can’t Have Christmas is a song from Disney TV Show “Big City Greens” season 2 episode 4 “Green Christmas”. The song is sung by Cricket Green and performed by Chris Houghton.
If I Can’t Have Christmas Lyrics
I’ve tried my best at helpin’ folks, but I’ve run out of time
My nice list hopes, gone up in smoke as bells of judgement chime
I see now that I’m doomed, my gift-wrapped ship has sank
So I shall resume my Christmas pranks!
(Devious, later malicious laughter)
I’ll trip up this dip, I’ll make this guy slide
Don’t bother me, cause I’m fresh outta pride
I’ll hand out free candy bestow loads of cocoa
You’ll wonder out loud, how could I stoop so low?
It’s a simple fact, a secret I’ll spill:
If I can’t have Christmas… (Ahhh…)
Nobody will.
I’ll throw all my snowballs with impunity
Advance avalanches on the community
Revise advertisements, and make folks obey them
This season’s colors are mischief and mayhem!
Toboggans on noggins and butts fulla nuts
Snowmen I stabbed in their tinselstring guts
Displays in dismay and socks spouting trout
If you don’t get it yet, then let me spell it out!
Being nice is a bore, but naughty’s a thrill!
If I can’t have Christmas… (Ahhh…)
Nobody will!
Nobody will!
NOBODY WILL!