Rules of Rarity is a song from My Little Pony season 5 episode 14 “Canterlot Boutique”. It is sung by Rarity and performed by Kazumi Evans.
Rules of Rarity Lyrics
Rarity:
The rules of Rarity, guaranteed quality
This I can assure
For each and every dress
I vow to give finesse
With time, love, and couture
My favorite moment’s when a pony sees it
That special gown that she just adores
That pony’s now in style
My hard work’s all worthwhile
Oh, yes, it makes my heart
My heart just soar
The rules of Rarity, just a parody
No dress here’s unique
The panels all the same
Each colored windowpane
I fashion only makes me want to shriek!
Oh, to create would give me elation
To feel once again some inspiration
Come on now, Rarity
Give me some clarity
Time for your couture love to rule
The rules of Rarity, extra TLC
This feels more sublime
Soon now, they will see how good these can be
With a little extra shine
The rules of Rarity, guaranteed quality
All can see it’s true
These new gems add such flair
Their beauty can’t compare
This old style suddenly gleams anew
Reprise 1
The rules of Rarity
Once stood for something
But now it feels just like some factory
Now every dress I make
With every flaw and mistake
Oh, how it makes my heart
My heart just break
Reprise 2
My favorite moment’s when a pony sees it
That special gown that she just adores
That pony’s now in style
My hard work’s all worthwhile
Oh, yes, it makes my heart
My heart just soar!