The Butt of the Joke is a song from Netflix Original Series “Centaurworld” season 1 episode 6 “Holes: Part 2”. The song is sung by The Tail and Horse and performed by Paul F. Tompkins and Kimiko Glenn.
The Butt of the Joke Lyrics
Tail: Whoa
Somebody give me a microphone
Horse: Please don’t.
Tail: Somebody lend me the stage
Horse: Oh my gosh
Tail: I’m here because I have to
Make you split your sides with laughter
So glad you let me out of my cage
Horse: Your splitting my sides, all right
Tail: Somebody let me entertain you
Horse: I’m good.
Tail: I’m kinda the comedic holy grail
Horse: No, you’re not!
I didn’t wanna share this
Oh my gosh, I’m so embarrassed
Tail: Well, hello there, So Embarrassed
My name’s Tail
Tail: You might think
That I’m the butt of the joke
Horse: Cute.
Tail: But I tell ya
When I’m up here, I never choke
The spotlight isn’t scary
When you’re eyeless, limp, and hairy
Horse: What?
Tail: I’m the main attraction! Get it?
Have a laugh with me, folks
Tail: Say, I’ve got a joke
about paper that’s tear-ible!
Horse: Oh, that is so bad.
Tail: I got another joke about towels,
but it’s a little dry.
Horse: Okay. I will chop you off and I’m--
Tail: Say, where do you keep
the skeletons locked up?
Horse: I don’t--
Tail: In a rib cage!
One for the prison crowd.
Horse: Okay. Know what?
That’s enough. Stop it, okay?
Tail: Airplane food, am I right?
What’s that have to do with--
Horse: That doesn’t even make--
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Did you just bite me?
Tail: Maybe.
Tail: Could you tail?
Horse: Oh, somebody get me some scissors.
Tail: So now you see
I don’t mind being
The butt of the joke
Horse: Guess this is my life now
Tail: I’m just here to provoke
Make you laugh till you croak
‘Cause I am
The butt of the joke
Thank you so much, folks!
I am here all night.
You can find me
attached to this horse’s behind.
Thank you for posting the lyrics