The Last Laugh is a song from My Little Pony season 9 episode 14 “The Last Laugh”. It is sung by Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie and performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic and Andrea Libman.
The Last Laugh Lyrics
Cheese Sandwich:
So you’re saying it’s a mix-up
Of the sounds that I just made
That coaxed the snicker from your throat
In a delicate cascade?
If I did it one more time
If I reproduced that feat
Mixed up some letters here and there
You’d “lelly-baugh” tout suite?
Then that’s all I need to do
That’s who I need to be
I thought I needed laughter
But it has to come from me
Squirting flowers and knobby knees
Rubber chickens my expertise
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese
Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
Cheese Sandwich:
I suppose now I should amp things up
To get the thing I’m after
Move whole syll-AB-les around
And change em-PHA-sis to get laughter
Can’t stop now, I’m on a roll
I’ve almost got it back
Bright folks like you aren’t subject to
My play-on-words attack!
With something else, I’ll have to play
To get me where I’m going
Pinkie Pie: Whatcha gonna do?
Cheese Sandwich:
Some Commedia dell’arte
To get the laughter flowing
And it’s what I need to do
It’s who I need to be
I thought I needed laughter
But it has to come from me
Follow right behind, if you please
Walk this way and I guarantee
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese
Accordion solo!
Pinkie Pie: Shred it, Cheese!
Cheese Sandwich: Whoo! laughing and whooping:
And it’s what I need to do
It’s who I need to be
I thought I needed laughter
But it has to come from me
Whoopee cushions and Dungarees
I know jokes like my A-B-C’s
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese
Cheese Sandwich:
And now my biggest test
The hardest fish to fry
Pinkie Pie:
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Cheese Sandwich:
A mind so analytical
A sense of humor dry
Pinkie Pie:
So dry!
Cheese Sandwich:
To make you laugh would prove to me
That this experiment’s done
Pinkie Pie:
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Cheese Sandwich:
Something ridiculous and not too smart
Something like a pun
Hey, Sans! How did the laughing bird’s eggs hatch?
They cracked up!
Sans Smirk: Sir… that is so…
Cheese Sandwich:
Then that’s all I need to do
That’s all I need to see
I thought I needed laughter
But it had to come from me
All:
Squirting flowers and knobby knees
Rubber chickens and Dungarees
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese!