Largo Al Factotum (Figaro) is a song from Blue Sky’s 3D animated film “Ice Age V: Collision Course”. The song is sung by Buck and performed by Simon Pegg.
Largo Al Factotum (Figaro) Lyrics
Buck: Fiiiiigaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Fiigaroooooo…!
With you in a minute! I’ll have to ah… rinse and repeat!
Gavin:Ah… that weasel is such a buzzkill. Let’s go, kids!
Buck:Don’t worry Ma’am! I’ll catch the crew that poached your egg! [slurps] Ah… [laughs] It’s a pun! I’m winking under the eye patch!
A mother is crying, a damsel in distress,
Foreboding intruders have made such a mess.
What I detect is a lack of respect,
For all that is precious and dear!
I am the pint size protector of this lost world.
But my friends call me Buck.
Well played, guys!
I have a message:
“Bullies not welcome,
Return what you’ve stolen.
Go back where you came from.”
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
You know I’m greater,
So don’t be a hater.
You may be Jurassic,
But I am fantastic!
Fiiiiiiigaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiiiiggaaaaroooooo…!
Oh, love that bit!
and Staying alive,
And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch!
Look I’m flying!
You might think I’m mad,
But Hey! You only live once!
No need to thank me.
But if you insist,
I won’t resist.
Who smells like fish!?
Hold on to your butts!
Class DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSED…!
(slurps) Ah… Good egg!