Sweet Tooth’s Song is a song from russian tv series episode “Sweet Life”. The song is performed by Elsie Fisher.

Sweet Tooth’s Song Lyrics

If all day long
I sat and munched on candy
Life would be improved
by as much as can be
It’d be easy as a piece of cake…

Every time I see a truck
selling ice-cream
I run up to it
very fast, and I scream
Give me a zillion billion, give or take!

They say that soon
all my teeth are gonna break
And that I will have a terrible toothache
No, that’s a mistake…
My teeth will not break!

I eat a bunch of lollipops and sucker
Something in my mouth
crumbles down like crackers
I’m so terrified—I cannot cry…

I cracked my tooth
and now I need the dentist
Please, doctor, check
and see how big the dent is
Will I ever smile? What if I try?

Am I to kiss
all my greatest hopes goodbye
That one day I’ll
eat the biggest apple pie?
Life will pass me by…
Someone, tell me why!

Children,
now you know the hard truth
Here’s the whitest pearl of wisdom
If you wanna keep your sweet tooth
Get your brushes, clean it with them!

Children,
now you know the hard truth
Here’s the whitest pearl of wisdom
If you wanna keep your sweet tooth
Get your brushes, clean it with them!

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