The Perfect Stallion is a song from My Little Pony season 2 episode 17 “Hearts and Hooves Day”. It is sung by Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo and performed by Michelle Creber and Madeleine Peters.
The Perfect Stallion Lyrics
Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She’s the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart so-o-oar.
This one’s too young,
This one’s too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
This guy’s too silly.
He’s way too uptight.
“Persnickety”: I say!
Well nothing’s wrong with this one,
He seems alright…
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
Sweetie Belle: How ’bout this one?
Apple Bloom: He’s much too flashy.
Scootaloo: He might do!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle:
If he weren’t so splashy!
Apple Bloom: Too short.
Sweetie Belle: Too tall.
Apple Bloom: Too clean.
Scootaloo: Too smelly.
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
Apple Bloom: I don’t think that we’re mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken.
Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate,
We’ll never find the perfect date.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle:
Don’t wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please oh please say—
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Sweetie Belle: We did it girls,
We’ve found the one!
Who will send our teacher’s heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight.
Are you talkin’ ’bout my brother?