The Perfect Stallion


The Perfect Stallion is a song from My Little Pony season 2 episode 17 “Hearts and Hooves Day”. It is sung by Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo and perfomed by Michelle Creber and Madeleine Peters.

The Perfect Stallion Lyrics

Sweetie Belle:
Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She’s the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart so-o-oar.

But…
This one’s too young,
This one’s too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
Apple Bloom:
This guy’s too silly.
He’s way too uptight.
“Persnickety”: I say!
 Sweetie Belle:
Well nothing’s wrong with this one,
He seems alright…
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.

 Sweetie Belle: How ’bout this one?
 Apple Bloom: He’s much too flashy.
 Scootaloo: He might do!
 Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle:
If he weren’t so splashy!
 Apple Bloom: Too short.
 Sweetie Belle: Too tall.
 Apple Bloom: Too clean.
 Scootaloo: Too smelly.
 Sweetie Belle:
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.

 Apple Bloom: I don’t think that we’re mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken.
 Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate,
We’ll never find the perfect date.
 Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle:
Don’t wanna quit and give up hope!

Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
 Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please oh please say—
Big McIntosh: Nope.

 Sweetie Belle: We did it girls,
We’ve found the one!
Who will send our teacher’s heart aflutter!

Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight.
Are you talkin’ ’bout my brother?

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