The Perfect Stallion is a song from My Little Pony season 2 episode 17 “Hearts and Hooves Day”. It is sung by Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo and performed by Michelle Creber and Madeleine Peters.
The Perfect Stallion Lyrics
Sweetie Belle:
Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She’s the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart so-o-oar.
But…
This one’s too young,
This one’s too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
Apple Bloom:
This guy’s too silly.
He’s way too uptight.
“Persnickety”: I say!
Sweetie Belle:
Well nothing’s wrong with this one,
He seems alright…
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
Sweetie Belle: How ’bout this one?
Apple Bloom: He’s much too flashy.
Scootaloo: He might do!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle:
If he weren’t so splashy!
Apple Bloom: Too short.
Sweetie Belle: Too tall.
Apple Bloom: Too clean.
Scootaloo: Too smelly.
Sweetie Belle:
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
Apple Bloom: I don’t think that we’re mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken.
Sweetie Belle: I really feel that at this rate,
We’ll never find the perfect date.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle:
Don’t wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please oh please say—
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Sweetie Belle: We did it girls,
We’ve found the one!
Who will send our teacher’s heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight.
Are you talkin’ ’bout my brother?