The Flim Flam Brothers is a song from My Little Pony season 2 episode 15 “The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000”. It is sung by Flim Flam brothers and Granny Smith and performed by Sam Vincent, Scott McNeill and Tabitha St. Germain.
The Flim Flam Brothers Lyrics
Flim:
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it’s the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they’re not aware that there’s really no need for this teary despair
Flam: That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
Flim and Flam:
Well you’ve got opportunity
In this very community
Flam: He’s Flim
Flim: He’s Flam
Flim and Flam:
We’re the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil
Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?
Flim: Nonpareil, and that’s exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that’s a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
Flam: More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
Flim and Flam: So take this opportunity
Flim, Flam, and Crowd: In this very community
Flam: He’s Flim
Flim: He’s Flam
Flim and Flam: We’re the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies
Flim, Flam, and Crowd: Nonpareil
Flim: I suppose by now you’re wondering ’bout our peculiar mode of transport
Flam: I say, our mode of locomotion
Flim: And I suppose by now you’re wondering, where is this promised cider?
Flam: Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
Flim: But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world
Flim and Flam: And that’s opportunity
Flim: Folks, it’s the one and only, the biggest and the best
Flam: The unbelievable
Flim: Unimpeachable
Flam: Indispensable
Flim: I-can’t-believe-able
Flim and Flam: Flim Flam Brothers’ Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flam: What d’you say, sister?
Crowd: Oh, we got opportunity
In this very community
Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
With your Flim Flam Brothers’ Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
Crowd: Opportunity, in our community
Flam: Ready, Flim?
Flim: Ready, Flam?
Flim and Flam: Let’s bing bang zam!
Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
Crowd: Cider, cider, cider, cider… continues until Granny Smith interrupts:
Flim: Watch closely, my friends!
Flam: The fun begins!
Flim: Now, here’s where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek!
Granny Smith:
Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there won’t compare
For the very most important ingredient
Can’t be added or done expedient
And it’s quality, friends, Apple Acres’ quality and care!
Flim: Well, Granny, I’m glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I’m glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you’ll kindly try a cup
Flam: Yes, sir, yes, ma’am, this great machine lets just the very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
Crowd: Cider, cider, cider, cider… continues until Flim and Flam begin singing:
Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can’t? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C’mon, Ponyville, you know what I’m talking about!
Flim and Flam: We’re saying you’ve got
Flim, Flam, and Crowd: Opportunity
In this very community
He’s Flim, he’s Flam
We’re the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil!
Flim and Flam: Yeah!