MonsterMan is a song from Disney TV Show “Big City Greens” special short “Broken Karaoke”. The song is sung by Tilly Green and others, is a parody of “Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett, with a mid-rap section parodying “Grim Grinning Ghosts” for the Haunted Mansion.
MonsterMan Lyrics
Tilly: When I was walking along on Halloween
I saw a sight that made me scream
He was tall and green with giant hands
Then I realized he was the Monster Man
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I am the Monster Man
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: To scare you is my plan
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: My real name is Dan
Backup singers: He is the Dan (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I am the Monster Dan
Tilly: Well, the monster was dancin’ around
Groovin’ to the spooky sound
But when I thought the dance was done
Dan said…
Monster: Let’s get funky, son!
Monster: Mmm!
Check it!
Well, this groove was created in a laboratory
But that’s just the start of this monster story
When the moon gets big like a creature’s eye
Backup singers:
Monster Man Dan makes a social lie
Monster: Because ya move your feet and then ya hips come next
And before ya know it, there’s a scary text (Ooh!)
Saying Happy Halloween, you should get to know me
Followed by a dancing monster emoji
Backup singers: Look, we’re all laughing in a selfie photo
Monster: While the dead are rising just to taste this risotto
Too scary to screen, so you just had to sing it
Monster, Backup singers: Come on to the party, let the Monster Man bring it!!!
Tilly: Then the morning sun began to dawn
I stretched out and let out a monster yawn
I grabbed my coat and waved goodbye
But suddenly, Dan started to cry
Backup singers: Don’t leave the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: Don’t leave the Monster Man
Backup singers: Don’t leave the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: The party just began
Backup singers: Don’t leave the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I’ve got more party plans
Backup singers: Party with Dan (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: You are my new best friend
Monsterman Soundtrack Version
Tilly: When I was walking along on Halloween
I saw a sight that made me scream
He was tall and green with giant hands
Then I realized he was the Monster Man
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I am the Monster Man
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: To scare you is my plan
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: A real monster man
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Tilly: Well, he invited me back to his monster shack
‘Cause he thought I might got a monster snack
But he began to dance and started to rhyme
And so I realized for the hundreth time
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I am the Monster Man
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: To scare you is my plan
Backup singers: He is the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: My real name is Dan
Backup singers: He is the Dan (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I am the Monster Dan
Tilly: Well, the monster was dancin’ around
Groovin’ to the spooky sound
But when I thought the dance was done
Dan said…
Monster: Let’s get funky, son!
Monster: Mmm!
Check it!
Well, this groove was created in a laboratory
But that’s just the start of this monster story
When the moon gets big like a creature’s eye
Backup singers:
Monster Man Dan makes a social lie
Monster: Because ya move your feet and then ya hips come next
And before ya know it, there’s a scary text (Ooh!)
Saying Happy Halloween, you should get to know me
Followed by a dancing monster emoji
Backup singers:
Look, we’re all laughing in a selfie photo
Monster:While the dead are rising just to taste this risotto
Too scary to screen, so you just had to sing it
Monster, Backup singers:
Come on to the party, let the Monster Man bring it!!!
Tilly: Then the morning sun began to dawn
I stretched out and let out a monster yawn
I grabbed my coat and waved goodbye
But suddenly, Dan started to cry
Backup singers: Don’t leave the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: Don’t leave the Monster Man
Backup singers: Don’t leave the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: The party just began
Backup singers: Don’t leave the man (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: I’ve got more party plans
Backup singers: Party with Dan (Doo-doo, doo-doo)
Monster: You are my new best friend
Backup singers: Monster Man
Monster:
Uh, Dan thinks he’s a pretty groovy guy!
Why don’t you stick around for dinner?
Dan’s making monster spaghetti and meatballs… like normal spaghetti, but monstery!
Come on, friend! Party with Dan!
This is so much fun, it’s scary!
This song will always be great! I’ll never go out of style! No one will ever get tired of listening to it!
So says I, Monster Dan, the Monster Man!
Where are all my friends going? Come back!
The power of the song can’t be denied!
You all hear Dan! You listen to Dan!
HEY! Dan is still dancing! No one can resist Dan!
Monster: NOOO!!!
All right, that’s enough