The Failure Song is a song from My Little Pony season 3 episode 1 “The Crystal Empire”. It is sung by Twilight Sparkle and Spike and performed by Rebecca Shoichet and Cathy Weseluck.
The Failure Song Lyrics
Twilight Sparkle:
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn’t prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(speaking) The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.
Professor Bill Neigh: She is correct!
Twilight Sparkle:
I could ace a quiz on friendship’s bliss
But I wasn’t prepared for this
Will I fail, or will I pass?
I can’t be sure…
Spike:
She can’t be sure…
Twilight Sparkle:
My mind is sharp, my skills intact
My heart is pure…
Spike:
Her heart is pure…
Twilight Sparkle:
Oh, I’ve taken my share of licks
I’ve made it through the thin and thick
But no I wasn’t
Spike:
Oh no, she wasn’t
Twilight Sparkle:
Oh no, I wasn’t
Spike:
Oh no, she wasn’t
Twilight Sparkle:
No I wasn’t
Twilight Sparkle and Spike:
Prepared… for this!