Friendship U Lyrics
Flim: If you’re alone and you can’t make friends
We understand your plight
Flam: Until now, there was just one way
Your friendships could take flight
Flim: There is a school real far away
That’ll teach you what to know
But if you live here, you couldn’t stay
Flam: You’d learn you have to go-o-o-o
Flim: Now, there is an alternative to all of that adversity
Flam: Not just a school, I’ll have you know
Flim and Flam: But a whole university
At Friendship U, our aim is true
In a city, not some backwater
You’ll learn the things you need to know
At our new alma mater
Flim: That’s it, everypony, you heard correct!
Flam: Friendship U, the one and only university of friendship!
Flim: As you can see, we’re a success
By any kind of stat
That may be so, for all I know
But I still smell a rat
Flam: Everypony, lookie here
That other school’s headmare
Flim: Her presence is a testament
To the mutual respect…
Flim and Flam: …we sha-a-a-are
Twilight Sparkle: What?! No, it isn’t!
Flam: It really is the final piece
To make our work complete
Flim: To have the Friendship Princess
Bless our school is such a treat
Flam: We’re so honored!
Flim and Flam:
At Friendship U, we teach to you (and you!)
All of our friendship knowledge
You’ll learn it all in half the time
At the one and only friendship college
Twilight Sparkle: How can anypony learn
friendship in half the time?
Flam: Our coursework is so accelerated,
to take longer would be a crime!
Flim: The lessons that we teach have been
Reviewed and checked and edited
Flam: Which might explain why our new school’s
Flim and Flam: About to be accredited
At Friendship U, oh, yes, it’s true
Even the Princess of Friendship agrees
The only place in Equestria
To give out friendship degrees
Flim: That’s it, everypony! Let’s hear it! Tell us again why it’s the best!
All: It’s the only university of Friendship U!
Flim and Flam: Yeah!