The Legend of Flat Dallas

The Legend of Flat Dallas is a song from Netflix Original Series “Centaurworld” season 2 special episode 8 “The Last Lullaby”. The song is sung by Comfourtable Doug and performed by Flula Borg.

The Legend of Flat Dallas Lyrics

Well, what kind of hero
Does your story need?
A mystery man
Who’s both cowboy and steed?
Got a monotone voice
And a heart full of malice
So his enemies named
That moletaur Flat Dallas
The legend
The legend of Flat Dallas
(Get along, dogies, please!)

Does he got what it takes?
Why, yes, of course
‘Cause he’s kinda both the rider
And what would be his horse
The legend
The legend of Flat, Flat, Flat Dallas 

Well, he doesn’t emote
And he don’t have no eyes
But he’s the champion
Of the little guy
What a legend you are 
Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat
Flat Dallas

I can shoot tiny versions of myself
Adoptin’ Flat, Flat Dallas
Toilet-raisin’, punch-swiggin’
Quick at diggin’
Works in a courtroom for a livin’
Moister than the rain but super dry
When he’s deliverin’ messages
Please bring a message of hope 
Flat, Flat Dallas
Woo-hoo! Woo-ha!
See you at high noon.

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